UNDER CONSTRUCTION

That's right, Mr. Beaver, this site is UNDER CONSTRUCTION. With the extraordinary skillz of blog-design guru SEVEN and the artistic eye of the always lovely Lois Lane, The Straitjackets Fits is getting some much needed love y'all. So expect more stirring accounts and commentary of the urgent issues of the day such as chest hair combovers and the local fishmonger in the very near future.

In the meantime if you see Mr.Beaver here wearing his dork-o-rama hard hat and overalls and leaning up against a construction sign, tell him "You flea-infested, flat-tailed fuck! Get your toothy ass back to work!" And you can tell him Onionhead sent ya.

peace!!!!!