So Happy Together...

Howdy ho peoples. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, right? That’s what I told one of my girlfriends a few years ago before she went to the circus and she never came back. Either she is really really fond of me or she ran off with a clown with a shiny red nose and a big cock, errr, I mean big feet. Anyway, It's been a long time since I've been up in this piece. I know, I promised a while ago that I would be as regular as Bran Muffin Boy, then I write one thing and don't come back for a year. Nice job, Punjab. But hey, I MEAN it this time.



All this time away has left me creatively constipated - I got it in me, I just have to sit down long enough to get it out. And that’s where you the reader come in. Now don’t get all excited in your wide stance, there won’t be any rubber gloves or magic fingers needed for this chore. All I ask is that you start coming back and checking in again. If there is no one here to read then I feel like I’m talking to myself and I do that enough already. For example:

“Shut up, A-hole.” I said.

“No, you shut up, D-bag.” I yelled back.

See what I mean. I am verbally abusive to myself. That’s no good.


On that note I leave you with a heartfelt apology:

Baby, just give me another chance, and I’ll make it up to you, I promise. I know I let you down and am I’m so sorry for that. We had something special and I screwed it up with my insensitivity, apathy, and neglect. It wasn’t your fault, you were awesome the whole time. You gave me nothing but love and support, and I turned my back on you. Please find it in your heart to let me prove to you that I’m a changed man. I know you’re the one for me, and I will never stray again.

OK, maybe I wrote that for something else, but I MEAN it this time.


We can be so happy together…

Why isn't this girl on American Idol? Oh right, she CAN sing