WHILE THE SITE IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION I MADE A LITTLE QUIZ FOR YOU! Most of the answers can be found on this website so if you read every last word you may get a 100!!!! DARE TO DREAM!!! PEACE!!
Take my Quiz! and then Check out the Scoreboard!
posted by Bloomin' Onionhead @ 11:32 AM
That's right, Mr. Beaver, this site is UNDER CONSTRUCTION. With the extraordinary skillz of blog-design guru SEVEN and the artistic eye of the always lovely Lois Lane, The Straitjackets Fits is getting some much needed love y'all. So expect more stirring accounts and commentary of the urgent issues of the day such as chest hair combovers and the local fishmonger in the very near future.
In the meantime if you see Mr.Beaver here wearing his dork-o-rama hard hat and overalls and leaning up against a construction sign, tell him "You flea-infested, flat-tailed fuck! Get your toothy ass back to work!" And you can tell him Onionhead sent ya.
peace!!!!!
posted by Bloomin' Onionhead @ 10:27 AM
I am currently working in Cubeville USA, and have been for four long unfulfilled years, but I found my mind was turning to mush, and my creative soul stinking of rigormortis, or was it gangrene, or was it over-steamed broccoli? Anyway, I decided that Cubeville, though rewarding for some, was not the place this onionhead needed to be for much longer. So I am writing again and preparing for grad school, and hope to be out of this straitjacket before my handlers know that i've gone.
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